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The Supposedly Physics-Defying NASA Thruster Doesn't Work, New Research Confirms The Supposedly Physics-Defying NASA Thruster Doesn't Work, New Research Confirms

If you want to send something deep, deep into space, it’s impractical to load it up with lots of heavy propellant. Scientists with their eyes on long-distance space travel have contemplated thrusters that wouldn’t need any propellant at all. The EmDrive, a copper cone that would supposedly push forward on the vacuum…

Heated Debate Surrounds Galaxy Seeming to Lack Dark Matter Heated Debate Surrounds Galaxy Seeming to Lack Dark Matter

Strong skepticism should always accompany strong claims. One such recent claim has generated a ton of talk about a strange, fuzzy galaxy that appears to be missing its dark matter.

Greta Van Susteren Made an App Or Something—Really We Have No Clue What She Is Talking About Greta Van Susteren Made an App Or Something—Really We Have No Clue What She Is Talking About

Have you been wondering what Greta Van Susteren has been up to since she ended her brief stint as a MSNBC host? Well regardless, she’s been working on a nutty app that appears to be called Sorry.

Astronaut Pee and Sweat Could Be the Key to Getting Humans to Mars Astronaut Pee and Sweat Could Be the Key to Getting Humans to Mars

In The Martian, Matt Damon used his own shit to fertilize potatoes and survive the Red Planet. While we all know Matt Damon isn’t actually an astronaut, we do know that human excrement is very much real—and it could be integral to getting real humans to Mars in the near future.

Mansplain Happy Hour With This Video On the Science of Whiskey Mansplain Happy Hour With This Video On the Science of Whiskey

There’s no feeling more rewarding than being the smartest person in the room. Sure, your friends might think it’s annoying. But just imagine the sheer joy of going to the bar, hearing what drink they ordered, and explaining it to them. Try doing it on a date!

Sorry, Ben, But You're a Batman Forever Now Sorry, Ben, But You're a Batman Forever Now

The latest dire DC Extended Universe rumors making the rounds is that not only is Ben Affleck not directing the Batman movie, the man wants out of the role entirely. We have a message for him: Sorry, Ben. You’re stuck as Batman. So you might as well suck it up.

Google Calendar Is Down, Life As We Know It Ceases to Exist [Update: It's Back]  Google Calendar Is Down, Life As We Know It Ceases to Exist [Update: It's Back] 

Oh no. This is it. It’s the end. We had a good run everyone, but Google Calendar is down.

30 Science Fiction and Fantasy Songs Absolutely Certain to Get Stuck in Your Head 30 Science Fiction and Fantasy Songs Absolutely Certain to Get Stuck in Your Head

A couple of days ago, we asked you for your favorite scifi novelty songs, and boy did you deliver. Now we’ve handcrafted a Spotify playlist which is packed full of earworms for you to endure enjoy, and you guys have only yourselves to blame thank.

Apologies: We Had Malware Running as Ads On Gizmodo

Guys, I'm really sorry but we had some malware running on our site in ad boxes for a little while last week on Suzuki ads. They somehow fooled our ad sales team through an elaborate scam. It's taken care of now, and only a few people should have been affected, but this isn't something we take lightly as writers,…

BlackBerry Thinks You're All MotherF*ckers BlackBerry Thinks You're All MotherF*ckers

Hey there. It's me, with another apology. I'm sorry we didn't review the BlackBerry Storm 2. It's because RIM doesn't care about you guys.

I'm Sorry

Hello Giz Readers, I'd like to apologize for the hiccups in our liveblogs today. Some of the errors were user errors. I didn't know that our image caching system had changed until the event started, which delayed the shots from getting up as quickly as you've come to expect from us through the years. The other part of…

Zune 2 Coverage: Sorry We're Late

Guys, thanks for the emails this morning RE: Zune 2. I know a lot of you were expecting rich Zune 2 coverage this AM, but we were apparently put on the second tier list and are waiting for our hardware to arrive today, after everyone else has run their coverage. I'm not sure what happened. There are lots of people on…

Toshiba NOT Offering $100 HD DVD Player, But Someone Is Toshiba NOT Offering $100 HD DVD Player, But Someone Is

Last weekend we ran a rumor from the DVD Dossier promoting a deal for a $100 HD A2 with three free movies. It was unclear as to whether this was a trade show exclusive, or actually intended for the consumer market. Toshiba contacted us to let us know that they were not related to the deal (meaning no price drop for…

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