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Christian Bale Bleached His Eyebrows, Gained Weight to Play Dick Cheney  Christian Bale Bleached His Eyebrows, Gained Weight to Play Dick Cheney 

Christian Bale, known for the extreme physical transformations he sometimes undergoes to perform challenging roles, bleached his eyebrows to play Dick Cheney. His eyebrows are actually way blonder than Cheney’s now; true commitment. He also appears to have put on some weight. Bale is now physically incapable of…

Angelina Jolie Calls Reaction to Vanity Fair Story About Her Audition Process 'False and Disturbing' Angelina Jolie Calls Reaction to Vanity Fair Story About Her Audition Process 'False and Disturbing'

Tucked inside Vanity Fair’s latest cover story about Angelina Jolie is a description of the audition process for her new film First They Killed My Father that caused immediate outrage:

Goodbye Shade Court, For Real This Time Goodbye Shade Court, For Real This Time

Well folks, this is it. I now find it difficult to even remember the origins of Shade Court, though I do clearly remember, like many things in my life, it was born out of my frustration. Frustration at watching publication after publication misuse this wonderful, beautiful word and all the rudeness and arrogance it…

Diddy and Queen Elizabeth Have Some Shady Tendencies in Common Diddy and Queen Elizabeth Have Some Shady Tendencies in Common

It is officially summer. You probably already knew that and I’m not sure what you’ll do with that information if you didn’t but I felt it needed to be said. This means we’re almost halfway through 2017 and I plan on spending the next few months preserving my strength so I can make it over the finish line. Let’s see…

Kim and Kanye Have Reportedly Hired a Surrogate to Have Their Third Child Kim and Kanye Have Reportedly Hired a Surrogate to Have Their Third Child

Up until, oh, 15 minutes ago, I had plans to enjoy this morning’s Dirt Bag. I was going to lead the blog with a stupid theory about Drake Bell and Josh Peck and weddings and strange shirtless photos and being a pawn in a former Nickelodeon star’s stupid game. But then I learned that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have…

I Found Out Drake Bell Is No Longer Friends With Josh Peck at Roughly the Same Time Drake Bell Did I Found Out Drake Bell Is No Longer Friends With Josh Peck at Roughly the Same Time Drake Bell Did

Former Nickelodeon star Josh Peck and a woman I’ve never heard of named Paige O’Brien got married in Los Angeles, CA on Saturday in front of “friends, family, and a few celebrity guests.” Those who are none of the above were obviously not invited to attend the festivities, but at least one of those people, like Peck’s…

Jason Alexander Is Really Sorry, Didn't Actually Kill Off Susan Jason Alexander Is Really Sorry, Didn't Actually Kill Off Susan

Following his appearance on Howard Stern, Seinfeld actor Jason Alexander has apologized to Heidi Swedberg, who played George Costanza’s fiancée Susan, for saying she was “fucking impossible” to work with.

Ariana Grande Is "Repulsed" By Santa Claus Ariana Grande Is "Repulsed" By Santa Claus

Christmas may be over, people may be taking their trees down, and we may be tossing out the leftover Christmas cheer, but alleged actual human baby Ariana Grande would like you to know that despite her cheery-sounding Christmas hit "Santa Tell Me," she actually hates the guy.

Kanye Accused of Cheating on Kim With Rando Canadian 'Model' Kanye Accused of Cheating on Kim With Rando Canadian 'Model'

As the birth of the Kimyeby draws nigh, a 24-year-old Canadian model told the Star — truly the hallmark of upstanding journalism — that Kanye West cheated on Kim Kardashian with her after explaining that they were just together "for publicity and nothing serious." Says Leyla Ghobadi: "This is going to destroy the…

Avril Goes Forward With Divorce; Taylor Swift's SNL Plans Avril Goes Forward With Divorce; Taylor Swift's SNL Plans

Avril Lavigne has officially filed for divorce from Sum 41's Deryck Whibley.

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