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Karen Pence's Towel Charm Website Is Back and Better Than Ever Karen Pence's Towel Charm Website Is Back and Better Than Ever

A little over a year ago, when the line “Karen Pence, Your Future Second Lady” was just a fun little goof, Jezebel wrote about then-Vice Presidential candidate’s wife’s “Towel Charm” business. Shortly after, the website was shut down, with a message explaining that the business had been put “on hold.” A gaping hole…

Are Crotch Charms the New Towel Charms? Are Crotch Charms the New Towel Charms?

Tails, one might say, are hugely popular. Everybody wears them: Jezebel staffer Joanna Rothkopf, for example. Jezebel staffer Megan Reynolds, for another example. Shia LaBeouf in 2015. The devil Himself. My cat Bunny. My other cat that technically belongs to my parents. But what about tails made of chain metal hanging…

Karen Pence Has Shuttered Her 'Towel Charm' Business  Karen Pence Has Shuttered Her 'Towel Charm' Business 

In a devastating early casualty of the Pence-Trump alliance, Indiana First Lady Karen Pence has put “That’s My Towel!” Charm, Inc. “on hold” this weekend shortly following her husband Mike Pence’s formal confirmation as Donald Trump’s running mate.

Karen Pence, Your Future Second Lady, Sells the Least Useful Item In Existence  Karen Pence, Your Future Second Lady, Sells the Least Useful Item In Existence 

Karen Pence, wife of GOP VP pick Gov. Mike Pence and soon-to-be Second (or First) Lady of Trump Republic, Inc., is the proud founder of “That’s My Towel!” Charm, Inc. What are towel charms? I’m so glad you asked.

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