In a devastating early casualty of the Pence-Trump alliance, Indiana First Lady Karen Pence has put “That’s My Towel!” Charm, Inc. “on hold” this weekend shortly following her husband Mike Pence’s formal confirmation as Donald Trump’s running mate.
It's not that linens aren't sexy. They can be. But I am much more likely to pay attention to rumpled bed sheets when they involve Scott Foley and his steely eyes reading the paper and holding a mug of what had better be WATER because STAINS hello.
We have all been lied to, been tricked: Bed Bath & Beyond's towel display? Foam. FOAM. And it's our own damn fault.