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Imagine Gwyneth Paltrow on a Tiny Trampoline Imagine Gwyneth Paltrow on a Tiny Trampoline

Tracy Anderson, celebrity trainer to the stars, is opening a gym in London, so that city’s Times profiled her and she had a few things to say about her famous clients. On training Gwyneth Paltrow, with whom she opened a gym in Manhattan earlier this year, Anderson had this to say:

I Think This Wacky GOOP Cardio Video Broke My Brain I Think This Wacky GOOP Cardio Video Broke My Brain

Thinking of adopting a new exercise routine for spring? Well, right on time, GOOP has released a five-minute workout video starring Tracy Anderson, as a teaser for her upcoming dance cardio DVD, Unleash Your Inner Pop Star. And it looks so easy!!! Hahaha, PSYCH.

Swiffer Your Way to a Hot Bod With Tracy Anderson and Gwyneth Paltrow Swiffer Your Way to a Hot Bod With Tracy Anderson and Gwyneth Paltrow

The cleaning gods have smiled upon us because you can now exercise with your Swiffer — or if you’re like me, that thing your man brought home one day, which you ignored for a month until you finally broke down and used it.

Gwyneth and Tracy Anderson's New Series Is All About Concern Faces Gwyneth and Tracy Anderson's New Series Is All About Concern Faces

"We're inspired by women who have restarted their lives using health and fitness. We hope you are too," Gwyneth Paltrow and her BFF Tracy Anderson explain in the introduction to their new AOL web series The Restart Project. They're so inspired that they want to make sure it shows on their mostly unbotoxed faces.

Tracy Anderson Is Not Allowed to Transform Lena Dunham's Body…Yet Tracy Anderson Is Not Allowed to Transform Lena Dunham's Body…Yet

Celebrity trainer and "crazy" lady Tracy Anderson is threatening to give Lena Dunham and her Girls character Hannah Horvath her signature "teeny tiny" makeover—if only she had permission. "I send trainers to the set," she said. "But I will tell you that [Lena]’s not allowed to transform her body right now."

Miley Cyrus Wants Chris Brown's Name Tattooed On Her Face. And, Scene Miley Cyrus Wants Chris Brown's Name Tattooed On Her Face. And, Scene

The latest news on Miley "The World According To Ratchet" Cyrus is three-pronged:

Jennifer Lawrence Denounces Unflattering Paparazzi Pic: 'That's Not My Butt!' Jennifer Lawrence Denounces Unflattering Paparazzi Pic: 'That's Not My Butt!'

Like that candy corn in the crack of your sofa cushions, the movie Cool Runnings or the actor Michael Caine, this is slightly old and yet important: When Jennifer Lawrence sat down with David Letterman Thursday, he procured a paparazzi photo of her in a bikini so that she could "answer" for her saggy butt. JLaw…

Celebrity Trainer Tracy Anderson Insists Gwyneth Paltrow Was Totally Flabby When They Met Celebrity Trainer Tracy Anderson Insists Gwyneth Paltrow Was Totally Flabby When They Met

Celebrity fitness guru Tracy Anderson believes that she is a genius who has singularly revolutionized the fitness industry because she practically invented exercise; that her method of "spot-reduction" is so great it defies the science that disproves its effectiveness; and that Gwyneth Paltrow used to be fat until she…

Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Pounds Jaeger, Gets Tossed From Bar Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Pounds Jaeger, Gets Tossed From Bar

Back in 2010, when Daniel Radcliffe put on the sorting hat and it said "Maker's Mark," he admitted to the press that he had been drunk during the filming of much of the later Harry Potter movies and decided to teetotal for awhile. Unfortunately, not anymore: last night he was thrown out of New York's Beauty Bar—okay,…

Celebrity Trainer Tracy Anderson Thinks Most Postpartum Women Are Fatasses Celebrity Trainer Tracy Anderson Thinks Most Postpartum Women Are Fatasses

Just days after Us Weekly editor Janice Min urged the public to stop the single-minded "mom shell" mentality—criticizing celebrities like Hilary Duff and Bryce Dallas Howard for not dropping postpartum weight fast enough—it should come as no surprise that the woman that Goop Paltrow credits for getting rid of her…

The "Secret" Of Madonna's Fitness The "Secret" Of Madonna's Fitness

"Her arms are toned and sinewy, her stomach harder than concrete and it is impossible to spot anything that looks as if it might ever wobble." Why yes we are talking about Madonna! And some people are wondering exactly "how she does it." We could tell them: money and a lot of work. But for those looking for specifics?

Breathe A Sigh Of Relief — Gwyneth Paltrow Lost The Weight! Breathe A Sigh Of Relief — Gwyneth Paltrow Lost The Weight!

Did you know Neve Campbell "looked quite heavier" in a bikini twelve years after Wild Things? You don't need Us Weekly to find out — just ABC News' slideshow, pegged to Gwyneth Paltrow's allegedly dramatic weight gain for a role.

Demi Lovato Snorted Coke "Like A Pro" Demi Lovato Snorted Coke "Like A Pro"

More on this in Midweek Madness: Life & Style is reporting that before she entered a treatment center, Demi Lovato had become a big fan of cocaine.

Tracy Anderson's Singular Focus On Being "Teeny Tiny" Tracy Anderson's Singular Focus On Being "Teeny Tiny"

Despite evidence to the contrary, celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson now claims she never advocated a baby food diet. But even if she doesn't want adult women eating like children, she still says they should be "teeny tiny" creatures.

Gwyneth's Fitness Muse Hires "Hot," Uncertified Trainers Gwyneth's Fitness Muse Hires "Hot," Uncertified Trainers

Celebrity trainer and "tiny dancer body" advocate Tracy Anderson apparently hires trainers at her gyms based on their hotness — whether they're certified or not.

Gwyneth's Diet Is More Famous Than She Is Gwyneth's Diet Is More Famous Than She Is

Gwyneth Paltrow recently revealed she has the bone-thinning condition osteopenia — but when did her health become the most interesting thing about her?

Jen Ate Baby Food; Snooki Punched A "Whore" Jen Ate Baby Food; Snooki Punched A "Whore"

According to this report, Jennifer Aniston wanted to lose weight before she flew to Hawaii to film Just Go With It with Adam Sandler and Nicole Kidman. So famed trainer Tracy Anderson put her on a "Baby Food Cleanse" program.

Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubry Split; Jenna Says Tito Made A "Mistake" Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubry Split; Jenna Says Tito Made A "Mistake"

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have split up. A source says:

Gwyneth's Trainer: Pregnancy No Obstacle To "Perfect Body" Gwyneth's Trainer: Pregnancy No Obstacle To "Perfect Body"

Says Tracy Anderson in response to Jillian Michaels: "I am a testament to the fact that pregnancy is not the end to your dreams of a perfect body." Now what about a perfect credit history? [Huffington Post]

Call The Neologism Police Call The Neologism Police

Trainer/charlatan Tracy Anderson will get her own reality show this spring. US Weekly is calling it a "docusoap," which we guess is the new "hom-rom-com." [US Weekly]

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