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Worker Claims He Was Fired From Trader Joe's For Failing to Muster a "Genuine" Smile Worker Claims He Was Fired From Trader Joe's For Failing to Muster a "Genuine" Smile

Have you ever noticed that Trader Joe’s employees are constantly speaking to each other in an overtly cheerful manner about politics and sports? This is the first sign that something is very wrong. The second, in my opinion, is that games and parties aren’t invoked so much as the upbeat rhythm of socially engaged…

Do Not Eat These Trader Joe's Chocolate Snacks That (May) Contain Milk! Do Not Eat These Trader Joe's Chocolate Snacks That (May) Contain Milk!

Trader Joe’s, where I get all my shampoo/conditioner and face wash products if you must know, is recalling a couple of its tasty chocolate snacks. You might not want to eat them. Want to know which ones?

Whole Foods Is Opening a Lower Cost Store Just For Poors Whole Foods Is Opening a Lower Cost Store Just For Poors

Great news for those who love to eat but refuse to pay for Whole Foods’ offerings: the company is preparing to launch a line of non-Whole-Foods-branded markets for poor people.

John Oliver Bravely Leads the National Pumpkin Spice Backlash John Oliver Bravely Leads the National Pumpkin Spice Backlash

Pumpkin Spice is a plague on our society, and Last Week Tonight’s John Oliver will stand its tyranny no more. In a web exclusive, the comedian declared our desire for the ubiquitous autumn taste less palatable than swallowing spiders in our sleep. Shots fired.

End Times: Nutella Shortage and Trader Joe's Almond Butter Recall End Times: Nutella Shortage and Trader Joe's Almond Butter Recall

Grab your spoons in terror because your delicious spreads are in danger. Danger! From Trader Joe’s recalling their almond butter to Nutella maybe running out of hazelnuts, shit is getting real in the world of toast and late night snacks.

There's a Kale Shortage! Or Not. There's a Kale Shortage! Or Not.

Buy all the kale you can right now, because like limes and quinoa before it, happiness is fleeting and the Food Gods are untrustworthy. Attention: There Is A Kale Shortage. Gird Your Grocery Carts!

Peaches, Nectarines, Plums and Pluots Might Be Crawling With Listeria Peaches, Nectarines, Plums and Pluots Might Be Crawling With Listeria

Attention Costco, Trader Joe's, Kroger and Walmart shoppers: Your fruit might be tainted.

Expiration vs. Sell-By Dates: Debating the Shelf Life of Food Expiration vs. Sell-By Dates: Debating the Shelf Life of Food

When do you throw out food? Trader Joe’s former president Doug Rauch hopes your answer is NEVER.

Lefties Like Trader Joe's for the Hawaiian Shirts Lefties Like Trader Joe's for the Hawaiian Shirts

Republicans and Democrats love to argue over who cares more about small business, but, as it turns out, both parties are crazy for chains. Does this mean that the groups can unite to finally put all those neighborhood mom'n'pop joints out of business? Sort of, but they'll each have to do it in their own way, with…

Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Eat Food or You'll Die Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Eat Food or You'll Die

Oh, food. So delicious and necessary-for-not-dying, and yet soooooooooo constantly full of poisonous poop. Food recalls are probably my favorite type of horrifying national emergency, because they're so mysterious and close to home. Like, I eat food (much to the displeasure of the "Manosphere")!!! I totally eat it all…

All Your Food Is Poisoned. Throw Away All Your Food. All Your Food Is Poisoned. Throw Away All Your Food.

First they came for our peanut butter...

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