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It All Matters It All Matters

Today is my last day at Splinter news dot com, but this isn’t about me. It’s about the dire importance of having vocal, unapologetically left wing media outlets in 2018 and going forward.

Hey Have You Ever Noticed That Cetaphil Looks and Feels Exactly Like Cum? Hey Have You Ever Noticed That Cetaphil Looks and Feels Exactly Like Cum?

Search your heart, you know it to be true: Cetaphil both looks and feels exactly like cum.

Pissed Off Mom Confronts Scott Pruitt at Washington Restaurant About His Many Misdeeds Pissed Off Mom Confronts Scott Pruitt at Washington Restaurant About His Many Misdeeds

Kristin Mink was having lunch with her toddler in Washington, D.C., when she noticed who was sitting three tables over: EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt.

Let's Name Elizabeth Warren's New Puppy Let's Name Elizabeth Warren's New Puppy

Senator Elizabeth Warren got a new puppy. He looks like a very good boy.

Man Who Yelled 'Womp Womp' to Disrupt Immigration Protest Arrested for Pulling Gun on Activists Man Who Yelled 'Womp Womp' to Disrupt Immigration Protest Arrested for Pulling Gun on Activists

Roughly 100 people gathered at a park in Huntsville, Alabama, on Saturday to protest the Trump administration’s policy of separating children from their families at the border and detaining them in converted warehouses. But as an Episcopal priest began to say a prayer at the rally, a man—later identified as Shane Ryan…

Republicans Sent Out Talking Points About Switzerland's Anti-Immigrant Laws, For Some Reason Republicans Sent Out Talking Points About Switzerland's Anti-Immigrant Laws, For Some Reason

We’ve come a long way from Republicans’ 2012 “autopsy” report, which concluded that the party needed to do more to reach out to Hispanic voters and immigrants or risk becoming obsolete.

Trump Implies Asylum Seekers Are Liars, So It's Not Hard to See Where This Goes Next Trump Implies Asylum Seekers Are Liars, So It's Not Hard to See Where This Goes Next

It’s a day ending in “y,” so President Donald Trump is saying some heinously false and damaging shit on Twitter.

Ryan Zinke Reportedly Tied to Real Estate Deal With Head of Halliburton to Open Hometown Brewery Ryan Zinke Reportedly Tied to Real Estate Deal With Head of Halliburton to Open Hometown Brewery

Remember Halliburton, the oil company formerly led by Vice President Dick Cheney, which the Bush administration rewarded handsomely with no-bid government contracts? Well, they’re back in the news because time is a flat circle, and we’re all dead already.

Immigrant Kids Cry for Their Parents in Stomach-Churning Audio Obtained From Detention Center Immigrant Kids Cry for Their Parents in Stomach-Churning Audio Obtained From Detention Center

Up until now, the information has been limited to tweets from reporters and interviews with people who have been inside the facilities. Immigration officials have been strict about keeping cameras out of the facilities, and barring journalists touring the detention centers from taking photos.

This Is Absolutely What Is Happening This Is Absolutely What Is Happening

The Associated Press has a story today about the conditions inside a Texas detention center where immigrant children are being held, separated from their families.

69% of Millennials Support Medicare for All 69% of Millennials Support Medicare for All

According to a new Morning Consult/Politico tracking poll conducted earlier this month, 69% of Millennials support a government-funded, Medicare for all healthcare system.

A List of All the Insanely Corrupt Shit Scott Pruitt Has Gotten Away With as Head of the EPA A List of All the Insanely Corrupt Shit Scott Pruitt Has Gotten Away With as Head of the EPA

Scott Pruitt, the administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency, is the best example of the Trump administration’s flagrant, unbridled corruption—aside from Donald Trump himself.

Desperate Democrat Joe Manchin Shows Just How Low He'll Go to Try to Win Over Trump Voters Desperate Democrat Joe Manchin Shows Just How Low He'll Go to Try to Win Over Trump Voters

Democratic Senator Joe Manchin, of West Virginia, is up for re-election this year and is considered one of the chamber’s most vulnerable members. Because he’s trying to win in a state where more than two-thirds of voters pulled the lever for Donald Trump in 2016, Manchin doing everything he can to cozy up to the…

New York Is Suing Trump and His Kids for Allegedly Using Their Foundation to Make Themselves Rich New York Is Suing Trump and His Kids for Allegedly Using Their Foundation to Make Themselves Rich

The New York State Attorney General’s office is suing the Donald J. Trump Foundation, President Trump, and Ivanka, Eric, and Donald Trump Jr. for what it described as “a pattern of persistent illegal conduct” stemming from “repeated and willful self-dealing transactions to benefit Mr. Trump’s personal and business…

There Is No Affordable Housing in America There Is No Affordable Housing in America

A new report from the National Low Income Housing Coalition confirms something that anyone who lives in a city and is not a millionaire should know intuitively—there is no affordable housing.

Rand Paul's Ongoing Yard Work Saga Is the Only Thing Keeping Me Going at This Point Rand Paul's Ongoing Yard Work Saga Is the Only Thing Keeping Me Going at This Point

You may remember Kentucky Senator Rand Paul was injured last fall after getting in a mysterious fight with his neighbor over yard work.

Thank God, Amazon and Starbucks Won’t Have to Pay Incrementally More in Taxes to Help The Homeless Thank God, Amazon and Starbucks Won’t Have to Pay Incrementally More in Taxes to Help The Homeless

Less than a month after passing a plan to raise taxes on large companies based in the city—in order to increase funding for services aimed at the city’s growing homeless population—the Seattle city government scuttled the tax, cowing to pressure from Amazon and Starbucks.

Those Trump Boys Are At It Again!!!! (Opening A Golf Clubhouse) Those Trump Boys Are At It Again!!!! (Opening A Golf Clubhouse)

Fresh off of a glowing profile in Westchester Magazine, Eric Trump and his brother, Donald Trump Jr., opened a “world class clubhouse” at Trump Ferry Point golf course in New York on Monday.

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