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The Big Little Lies Meryl Murder Watch, Episode 3 The Big Little Lies Meryl Murder Watch, Episode 3

When it was announced that Meryl Streep would be joining Big Little Lies season two as Celeste’s (Nicole Kidman) mother-in-law Mary Louise, who comes to Monterey to find out what really happened to her son, I had one small question: will these bitches have to murder Meryl?

Lil Nas X and Cardi B Prove the Yeehaw Agenda Is Eternal

Sure: Lil Nas X, “Rodeo” feat. Cardi B - While I genuinely love “Old Town Road,” the rest of the viral Atlanta rapper’s EP out today is underwhelming. A stand-out is this song with Cardi B which treads in the same yeehaw energy as his big hit, but honestly Cardi rules the song when she raps, “I’ll be chilling watching…

Cardi B Indicted on Assault Charges For Strip Club Attack Cardi B Indicted on Assault Charges For Strip Club Attack

In October Cardi B was arrested after two women, known as Jade and her sister Baddie Gi, alleged the rapper had attacked them at the strip club they work at last August. Cardi was charged with misdemeanor reckless endangerment and assault, USA Today reported at the time, but TMZ reports that a grand jury indicted the…

Late Night Television Needs More Tipsy Celebs Late Night Television Needs More Tipsy Celebs

On Thursday night, Late Night with Seth Meyers aired an especially good segment of his “Day Drinking” series in which he throws back cocktails with celebrities. This time he did so with maybe the only famous person who knows how to have a good time: Rihanna.

She's Writing She's Writing

Angelina Jolie is writing.

C-Section Stigma Is Contributing to Maternal Mortality C-Section Stigma Is Contributing to Maternal Mortality

While the rate of C-sections occurring across the world is increasing (a 2018 study found that they’ve increased from 6 percent of all births to 21 percent since 1990), in Nigeria women frequently decline the procedure because it’s often stigmatized. C-sections are often judged in opposition to “natural” vaginal…

Rihanna Is Trolling Rihanna Is Trolling

Everyone is thirsty for new Rihanna music. They’re so thirsty that now Rihanna is trolling fans who won’t stop asking her for a new album.

A Short History of Manly Beauty Products for Masculine Men A Short History of Manly Beauty Products for Masculine Men

In mid-May, the British makeup company War Paint went viral for a social media rollout that promised makeup “specifically formulated for men.” The brand, which produces concealer, bronzer, and tinted moisturizer, sells their products packaged in slick, black boxes and photographed in the hands of buff, tattooed male…

Kirsten Dunst Will Proudly Take You Into the World of Pyramid Schemes Kirsten Dunst Will Proudly Take You Into the World of Pyramid Schemes

If your Facebook feed is filled on a daily basis with former high school peers and stay-at-home moms shilling amazing opportunities to buy and sell cheap makeup and ugly leggings for some major cash, it’s likely the result of MLMs: multilevel marketing scams. People who swear by them will assure you they’re not…

The Big Little Lies Meryl Murder Watch, Episode 2 The Big Little Lies Meryl Murder Watch, Episode 2

When it was announced that Meryl Streep would be joining Big Little Lies season two as Celeste’s (Nicole Kidman) mother-in-law Mary Louise, who comes to Monterey to find out what really happened to her son, I had one small question: will these bitches have to murder Meryl?

Women Get Quietly Photoshopped Into Photo of Exclusively Male Tech Executives Women Get Quietly Photoshopped Into Photo of Exclusively Male Tech Executives

Recently GQ ran a story about a group of major tech players, including Jeff Bezos and company executives from LinkedIn and Dropbox, who met up in an Italian village to hang out with designer Brunello Cucinelli, for some reason. But Buzzfeed reporter Ryan Mac noticed something peculiar about one of the photos used in…

Band-Aids Don't Fix Bullet Holes, But I Guess Cookies Do Band-Aids Don't Fix Bullet Holes, But I Guess Cookies Do

The Katy Perry and Taylor Swift feud has apparently ended, after it looks like the latter sent Perry a plate of sad-looking cookies with the chilling message PEACE AT LAST written in blood... oh, that’s icing.

Men, Eternally Never Doing Enough Housework Men, Eternally Never Doing Enough Housework

There is a great poster I think about often, that artist Virtue Hathaway (real name Shirley Boccaccio) made in the 1970's, featuring a witchy woman with a broom stick broken in half in her hands, with the words “Fuck Housework” above her.

Audience Walks Out Over Rape Scenes in Jennifer Kent's New Movie The Nightingale Audience Walks Out Over Rape Scenes in Jennifer Kent's New Movie The Nightingale

The Babadook director Jennifer Kent’s new film sounds extremely brutal. The film, titled The Nightingale, follows an Irish convict named Claire who chases down the British officer as revenge for abusing her for years. The film is reportedly so violent that IndieWire reports several audience members walked out of its…

The Big Little Lies Meryl Murder Watch, Episode 1 The Big Little Lies Meryl Murder Watch, Episode 1

When it was announced that Meryl Streep would be joining Big Little Lies season two as Celeste’s (Nicole Kidman) mother-in-law Mary Louise, who comes to Monterey to find out what really happened to her son, I had one small question: will these bitches have to murder Meryl?

Single Mother Of the Year is This Self-Conceiving Water Dragon Single Mother Of the Year is This Self-Conceiving Water Dragon

Smithsonian Magazine reports that a female asian water dragon at the Smithsonian National Zoo has successfully undergone facultative parthenogenesis, a.k.a. she reproduced on her own without the help of a male dragon.

Just Ban Audience Q&As Already Just Ban Audience Q&As Already

It happens every time. At a reading, or a movie screening, or any live talk where an interview is being conducted by a professional, the moment in the night arrives when audience members get to ask questions. Sometimes (sometimes!) respectful questions are asked, but I always find myself holding my breath for that one…

Late Night's Retrograde Views of Women in Comedy Late Night's Retrograde Views of Women in Comedy

There are many dramatic moments in Late Night in which a character takes a stand. A too-demanding job is walked out on, a subordinate is coldly deemed inconsequential, fists are raised in the face of “white oppression.” And yet by the end of the film, it’s hard to know what exactly this movie is trying to say, despite…

Russia Thinks It Can Make a Better Chernobyl Show (Filled With Conspiracy Theories) Russia Thinks It Can Make a Better Chernobyl Show (Filled With Conspiracy Theories)

As everyone already agrees, HBO’s Chernobyl is an excellent series. Every episode, I found myself screaming at my television, some combination of “DON’T TOUCH HIM!” or “DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW FUCKED THIS IS!” or “VODKA WON’T HELP YOU HERE!” But one crowd thinks the show stinks. Uh, the Kremlin.

Madonna Has John Lennon's "Imagine" Lyrics Hanging Over Her Toilet Madonna Has John Lennon's "Imagine" Lyrics Hanging Over Her Toilet

There’s a new profile of Madonna (or should I say Madame X?) in the New York Times Magazine and let me tell you, her London house sounds incredible. There are “dark-walled rooms with full bookcases,” a screening room where every surface is “covered in velvet,” and a massive art collection featuring work by Frida…

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