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Don't Throw Away A Friendship With A Billionaire For A Scrub With 2.4 Win Shares  Don't Throw Away A Friendship With A Billionaire For A Scrub With 2.4 Win Shares 

Khloe Kardashian’s boyfriend, Cleveland Cavaliers center Tristan Thompson, who reportedly cheated on Khloe while she was pregnant with their daughter True, reportedly cheated on her again. This time, it was with a lady named Jordyn Woods, who is the best friend of—and has a makeup line with—Khloe’s younger sister…

Football Knowers Trip Over Their Dicks To Talk About Good Guy Robert Kraft Football Knowers Trip Over Their Dicks To Talk About Good Guy Robert Kraft

Patriots owner Robert Kraft was charged today with two counts of soliciting prostitution, in connection to a police sting on massage parlors in Florida. Judging by the way some pundits are discussing him, though, you’d get the sense that he’s their sweet old grandpa who fell seriously ill.

SB Nation Hired A Disgraced Pastor To Lead A Team Site And, Hoo Boy, Readers Have Questions [Update] SB Nation Hired A Disgraced Pastor To Lead A Team Site And, Hoo Boy, Readers Have Questions [Update]

This week, SB Nation hired Christian Twitter personality R.C. Sproul Jr. to take over its Pittsburgh Pirates team site, Bucs Dugout. Sproul Jr. was brought in to fix a problem left over from the site’s previous leadership, but as was revealed in the comment section of his first post, he came with his own baggage, and…

HuffPost Fires Social Media Editor For Being Incredibly Racist On Social Media HuffPost Fires Social Media Editor For Being Incredibly Racist On Social Media

Yesterday, HuffPost fired a recently hired, Los Angeles-based social media editor after her managers were alerted to the fact that an Instagram account belonging to the new hire was spewing racist rants online. Using a now-deleted Instagram account, Ashley Rose, who was hired earlier this month, targeted a number of…

Report: Browns Owner Jimmy Haslam Is A Big Pouty Baby  Report: Browns Owner Jimmy Haslam Is A Big Pouty Baby 

Just two years into a four-year advertising deal with ESPN, Browns owner Jimmy Haslam is cutting it off, reportedly because he’s upset about a story ESPN published a few weeks ago about Haslam’s chaotic and unsuccessful ownership of the Cleveland Browns, the Sports Business Journal reported today.

Naomi Osaka Ditched Her Coach After One Wildly Successful Year And No One Knows Why Naomi Osaka Ditched Her Coach After One Wildly Successful Year And No One Knows Why

Even accounting for the constantly whirling coaching carousel in professional tennis, the abrupt split of 21-year-old Naomi Osaka, fresh off two consecutive grand slam wins, and her coach of one year, Sascha Bajin, is puzzling—partly because it came weeks after her Australian Open win, and partly because no reason was…

Papa John's Rejects Papa's Last-Ditch Effort To Seize Control Of More Pizza  Papa John's Rejects Papa's Last-Ditch Effort To Seize Control Of More Pizza 

Papa John’s continuing efforts to overhaul its company’s reputation after its disgraced founder and former face, John Schnatter, dragged it through a latrine have once again been complicated by the stubborn Papa himself. Over the weekend, Schnatter, who blamed NFL player protests for bad pizza sales and then said the…

Is James Dolan Retaliating Against A Reporter For Saying True Things About The Godawful Knicks? Is James Dolan Retaliating Against A Reporter For Saying True Things About The Godawful Knicks?

Stefan Bondy, the New York Knicks beat reporter for the New York Daily News, has been excluded from two different Knicks-related press events in just over a month, and it wouldn’t be a surprise if the snubs are retaliation for the NYDN’s critical coverage of the New York Knicks’ notoriously sensitive owner, James…

Andy Murray Regrets That You Saw Through His Dick Andy Murray Regrets That You Saw Through His Dick

The Andy-Murray-shared-a-post-surgery-x-ray-of-his-hip-in-which-the-outline-of-his-dong-is-clearly-visible story is somehow entering its third day, and Murray, for one, is over it.

An Interview With The Local TV Producer Fired For A Graphic Calling Tom Brady A "Known Cheater"  An Interview With The Local TV Producer Fired For A Graphic Calling Tom Brady A "Known Cheater" 

Michael Telek is a 27-year-old news producer who, until yesterday, worked for the CBS affiliate KDKA in Pittsburgh. He was fired after a Super Bowl news segment used a chyron that labeled Tom Brady as a “known cheater.” As was obvious to pretty much everyone, the graphic was a joke—and not inaccurate—but Telek was…

Humorless Pittsburgh News Station Fires Employee For Graphic Calling Tom Brady A "Known Cheater" Humorless Pittsburgh News Station Fires Employee For Graphic Calling Tom Brady A "Known Cheater"

A Pittsburgh TV station has fired an employee who used a chyron calling Tom Brady a “known cheater” into a broadcast on Monday, SI.com reported.

Sports Illustrated's New Business Idea: Streaming Replays Of Liverpool Matches Sports Illustrated's New Business Idea: Streaming Replays Of Liverpool Matches

While most subscription streaming services are competing to snap up rights to live programming in an effort to attract paying viewers, Sports Illustrated, a publication that simply can’t compete with broadcast giants like ESPN or NBC Sports, has bought the rights to show replays of Liverpool matches, according to a …

Don't Doubt What You Saw With Your Own Eyes  Don't Doubt What You Saw With Your Own Eyes 

Two days ago, video was posted online that pretty much everyone who saw immediately recognized for what it was—footage of white teens taunting and harassing a Native American elder named Nathan Phillips on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. What was happening was clear and unmistakable, not just resonant but…

Daily Beast Peddles Batshit, Debunked Theory About A Serial-Killer Gang Thriving On The “Dark Web” Daily Beast Peddles Batshit, Debunked Theory About A Serial-Killer Gang Thriving On The “Dark Web”

Today the Daily Beast published a story titled “Is a Serial-Killer Gang Murdering Young Men Across the U.S.?” Boldly defying Betteridge’s Law, the report—written by crime reporter Nicole Weisensee Egan, who covered the Bill Cosby trial for the Beast—suggests that the answer to the question posed in the headline may…

Russell Westbrook's Unsteady Son Is A Very Good Sports Baby Russell Westbrook's Unsteady Son Is A Very Good Sports Baby

Last night before the Oklahoma City Thunder’s game against the Los Angeles Lakers, Russell Westbrook warmed up with his (extremely well-dressed) son Noah. Noah isn’t even two yet and he’s already sprint-toddling down the court and lobbing shots into his dad’s makeshift hoop arms.

Report: Richie Incognito Fled To A Safe House After Jonathan Martin's Threatening Instagram Post Report: Richie Incognito Fled To A Safe House After Jonathan Martin's Threatening Instagram Post

Former NFL offensive lineman Jonathan Martin will stand trial over a threatening photo he posted on Instagram in February 2018, the New York Daily News reported.

Here Are the Media Chuds Joining Fake Gawker Here Are the Media Chuds Joining Fake Gawker

Gawker, a good website which was bankrupted in 2016 and then sold last year to Bryan Goldberg, a man committed to face-tuned photos of himself, creating shitty media companies powered by exploited labor, and spouting Richard Spencer-like bullshit about immigrant birth rates on Facebook, will be relaunched early this…

Interim MSU President John Engler Says Larry Nassar's Victims Are Having A Blast In The "Spotlight"  Interim MSU President John Engler Says Larry Nassar's Victims Are Having A Blast In The "Spotlight" 

John Engler, Michigan State’s interim president who last year falsely claimed that a Larry Nassar victim got “kickbacks” from lawyers for encouraging other women to speak up about Nassar’s abuse, has now said that the women who Nassar assaulted are “enjoying” the spotlight.

Trevor Bauer Whines About Reporters Not Interviewing Him, Flees Interview When Asked About His Tweets Trevor Bauer Whines About Reporters Not Interviewing Him, Flees Interview When Asked About His Tweets

Two days after Trevor Bauer sort of admitted it was wrong of him to harass a 21-year-old woman on Twitter, he’s still very tender about the topic. When the Cleveland pitcher was asked about it today in a media session with reporters, he literally fled the scrum before the reporter could even finish asking his question.

Is Jared Goff Funny? A Brief Investigation Is Jared Goff Funny? A Brief Investigation

Under the headline “Rams QB Jared Goff is really funny ... if you’re paying attention” ESPN’s Los Angeles Rams beat writer Lindsey Thiry examines how the “tall, blonde, super-cool California kid” under center is actually a secret font of dry humor and witty zingers. Thiry spoke to Goff’s coach, parents, and teammates,…

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