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Latinos For Trump Promises A Taco Truck On Every Corner Latinos For Trump Promises A Taco Truck On Every Corner

Marco Gutierrez, founder of Latinos for Trump, is “warning” of a taco truck on every corner as the natural consequence of out-of-control Mexican immigration.

Dear RNC: Your Messaging Sucks

The plan, in true Republican uber-jingoistic fashion, was to have a bank of red elevators, white elevators, and blue elevators. Unfortunately, when many Americans hear “white elevators,” they don’t wonder where the red elevators and blue elevators are.

Is Donald Trump A Close Talker? Is Donald Trump A Close Talker?

Reason No. 2,932 not to vote for Donald Trump.

Bill Kristol is an unmitigated moron, the breadth of whose stupidity is truly breathtaking.

While the United States Senate, that august body which is the World's Greatest Deliberative Body, is known as the saucer that cools the tea, the House of Representatives is better known as Romper Room for grown-ups, featuring such legendary minds as the Hon. Louie Gohmert (yes, he was a judge) and Blake Farenthold…

This Person Is Busy Right Now This Person Is Busy Right Now

I don't think that General Tullius is free to talk right now.

Can I Keep Him? Can I Keep Him?

Regardless of whether you like the Dog posts or not, they're worth it.

Can I Keep Him? Can I Keep Him?

Say what you will about the Dog posts. They're worth it, if only for this Kinja notification.

Idaho's Next Governor A Contest To See Who Is The Biggest Asshole Idaho's Next Governor A Contest To See Who Is The Biggest Asshole

On Wednesday night, four backwoods yokels squared off to decide who would be the GOP gubernatorial nominee at the GOP Idaho Gubernatorial Debates. Yes, I am passing judgment on them. And not because of their accents.

National Review Still Calls Same-Sex Marriage Illegitimate

Slow news day over at the National Review, which asks the question "Is a lesbian threesome any less legitimate than a lesbian twosome?"

Airbnb For Stores Will Help You To Illegally Run A Store Airbnb For Stores Will Help You To Illegally Run A Store

Not happy just illegally running a hotel or of your house in direct contravention of your lease and local ordinances? Now Storefront will help you open up your own retail location.

Idiot Journalist Too Lazy To Math Idiot Journalist Too Lazy To Math

This week, as will be drilled into our heads, marks the 20th Anniversary of the Kurt Cobain's suicide. According to Loudwire, a local asshole named Richard Lee is suing the Seattle PD for not releasing the recently-released photographs earlier.

Mississippi "Legalizes" Ignoring The Supreme Court Mississippi "Legalizes" Ignoring The Supreme Court

Mississippi enacted the Mississippi Religious Freedom Restoration Fuck Yeah America No Fatties Act.

Measles Outbreak In Orange County, Biggest in California Measles Outbreak In Orange County, Biggest in California

There is presently a measles outbreak in Orange County, CA. This outbreak is the largest in California at present and has begun affecting neighboring counties. But who cares about Riverside County - that's where Poors live.

You Must Report Bitcoin To The IRS (Ron Paul 2016!) You Must Report Bitcoin To The IRS (Ron Paul 2016!)

Three weeks out from Tax Day and the IRS has just determined that Bitcoin is property, not currency.

Tom Perkins Says The Rich Deserve More Votes Than The Poor

Silicon Valley venture capitalist, internet troll, and Kristallnacht-analogy abuser Tom Perkins believes that the vote should be based on the amount of tax paid, not based upon existence as an American.

Norway has nominated Edward Snowden for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Norway has nominated Edward Snowden for the Nobel Peace Prize.

I Still Don't Need A Gun

I live in an "up-and-coming" neighborhood in Oakland. When my wife and I moved in, there was a house about a block from us that was dilipated and had several young men who would go in and come out at all hours. This being Oakland, we lovingly dubbed the house "Stoner House" (pronounced like Dean Wormer saying "Delta…

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