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Here's Trump Speaking to a Group of Children and Oh God Here's Trump Speaking to a Group of Children and Oh God

On Thursday, President Donald Trump addressed a group of children visiting the White House for the annual Take your Daughters and Sons to Work Day. He sounded downright loony.

Twitter Reportedly Worried Banning Nazis Would Mean Banning Republican Politicians Too Twitter Reportedly Worried Banning Nazis Would Mean Banning Republican Politicians Too

The fact that Twitter has a white supremacist problem has long been one of the more pointed criticisms of the social media giant—to the point where “ban Nazis” has become something of a shorthand joke(...ish) for how to fix everything wrong with the platform.

SHS Ends Record-Breaking Briefing Drought to Take Questions From Literal Children SHS Ends Record-Breaking Briefing Drought to Take Questions From Literal Children

Admitted liar Sarah Huckabee Sanders ended her record-breaking streak of not holding a White House press briefing on Thursday. Unfortunately, her return did not mark a renewed commitment to transparency by the Trump administration, as she was surrounded by a gaggle of literal children participating in Take Our…

The White House Gives Congress a Stephen Miller-Sized Middle Finger The White House Gives Congress a Stephen Miller-Sized Middle Finger

The White House this week continued to dig in against Democrats’ efforts to hear from Trump administration officials, declaring in a letter to Congress that top presidential advisor Stephen Miller would not comply with a request from the House Oversight Committee to testify on the president’s immigration policies.

White House Scared of Eating Dinner With a Bunch of Nerds White House Scared of Eating Dinner With a Bunch of Nerds

President Donald Trump is once again snubbing the annual White House Correspondents Association Dinner, choosing instead to spend his Saturday evening surrounded by adoring MAGA chuds in Green Bay, WI (pop: cheese). And now he’s not letting any of his staffers yuk it up at the self-congratulatory “nerd prom,” either.

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The special election to fill the seat in North Carolina’s Ninth Congressional District is less than a month away, after the GOP’s failed attempt to defraud its way into office resulted in a rerun of the 2018 election.

Herman Cain Claims He Turned Down the Fed Job Because It Was Depressingly Low Rent Herman Cain Claims He Turned Down the Fed Job Because It Was Depressingly Low Rent

When President Donald Trump announced on Monday that former Godfather’s Pizza CEO Herman Cain had taken himself out of the running to sit on the Board of Governors for the Federal Reserve, many assumed that had something to do with the fact that Cain had effectively no chance of getting through the nomination process.

Trump AM Brain Status: French Onion Soup Trump AM Brain Status: French Onion Soup

While we may never know what Howard Taft worried about at 6 a.m. and Lyndon Johnson’s pre-breakfast ruminations were, we now live in an era where the president of the United States can share his dumbest, most soup-brained concerns to the entire planet—a privilege of which Donald Trump frequently avails himself. But…

House Subpoenas Ex-White House Counsel Over All the Wild Stuff In the Mueller Report House Subpoenas Ex-White House Counsel Over All the Wild Stuff In the Mueller Report

House Democrats formally issued a subpoena on Monday for former White House Counsel Don McGahn to testify before the House Judiciary Committee.

Inspiring: Trump Claims a Little Kid Asked Him to Keep Building the Wall Inspiring: Trump Claims a Little Kid Asked Him to Keep Building the Wall

President Donald Trump on Monday pledged to continue building his border wall between the United States and Mexico apparently, thanks to some xenophobic encouragement from a young White House guest.

Mr. President, you’re surrounded by children enjoying a fun, politics-free Easter Egg Roll on the White House lawn. Do you have a tone-appropriate, lighthearted message for the American public?

Despite landing his Supreme Court Justice of choice, it seems as if a history of credible allegations of sexual misconduct is finally enough to sink at least one of President Donald Trump’s preferred nominees.

Trump Personally Sues Top House Democrat to Block Release of His Financial History Trump Personally Sues Top House Democrat to Block Release of His Financial History

President Donald Trump, a man who definitely doesn’t have anything to hide, has sued House Oversight Committee chair Rep. Elijah Cummings to block a House subpoena of his financial records.

Trump Really Hates It When People Write Things Down in His Presence Trump Really Hates It When People Write Things Down in His Presence

Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s full, if heavily redacted, report on Russian interference in the 2016 election was chock full of juicy tidbits that painted a picture of a White House consumed by suspicion and paranoia—including the president’s deep-seated hatred of anyone who dare listen to what he says and then…

Trump-Loving Congressman Hires Former White House Staffer Fired for White Nationalist Ties Trump-Loving Congressman Hires Former White House Staffer Fired for White Nationalist Ties

Matt Gaetz, the racist, Trump-loving conspiracy theorist Republican congressman, announced Friday that he hired disgraced former White House aide Darren Beattie to serve on his speechwriting staff, eight months after Beattie was ignominiously fired from the Trump administration after it was revealed he spoke at a…

Seriously....How Are These Two Still Together Seriously....How Are These Two Still Together

Marriage is a complicated thing, and far be it for me to second guess what goes on behind a couple’s closed doors. But by any stretch of the imagination, the union between the Conways—top Donald Trump adviser Kellyanne, and persistent Trump antagonist George—seems, at least based on their public actions, extremely…

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Makes Clear She Has No Regrets About Blatantly Lying Sarah Huckabee Sanders Makes Clear She Has No Regrets About Blatantly Lying

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a liar. We know this because she said as much during her testimony to Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigative team, admitting that her claim that “countless” FBI agents had lost faith in former director James Comey was “not founded on anything.” And even if she hadn’t copped to being…

The Juiciest Bits From the Mueller Report The Juiciest Bits From the Mueller Report

Well. It’s finally here.

Here's the Mueller Report Here's the Mueller Report

The Department of Justice finally released a redacted version of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report on Russian meddling in the 2016 election Thursday morning. You can read the full report embedded below.

William Barr Is a Shameless Stooge William Barr Is a Shameless Stooge

Attorney General William Barr unambiguously defined himself as a shameless toadie for President Donald Trump this morning, repeatedly telling reporters that what matters most about Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report on Russian interference in the 2016 election is that he found “no collusion” between the Trump…

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